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Archive for March, 2005

31 Mar

Shit Happens Accordingly to World Religion

Got this off Mr Brown
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Taoism: Shit happensHare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding DingHinduism: This shit has happened beforeIslam: That shit happens is the will of AllahZen: What is the sound of shit happening?Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit isBuddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens”7th day Adventist: Shit happens on […]

31 Mar

IS APPLE EVIL ? 

31 Mar

Took this neo prints in Hong Kong with these students.  

31 Mar

Ripped this off reagan’s blog.. very funny…
Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn”t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called “woman.”
God […]

30 Mar

I didn’t blog yesterday or the past few days simply because I’m too TIRED…
I have a lot to write about but I’m just plain lazy. So I spent yesterday nite eating tibits and trying to stay awake.
I failed. failed miserably.. slept at 10pm
I fall asleep twice in front of my work computer. And the moment […]

29 Mar

Being Led by an Unseen Hand

By Max LucadoA God-Intoxicated Heart
It’s a wonderful day indeed when we stop working for God and begin working with God. (Go ahead, read the sentence again.)
For years I viewed God as a compassionate CEO and my role as a loyal sales representative. He had his office, and I had my territory. I could contact […]

24 Mar

Things I Did..

I got this off Michael Guan.. powerful telemarketeer who’s still using Frenster.. hahaha
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Message: put an ‘X’ next to what u have accomplished
(x) snuck out of the house(x) gotten lost in your city(x) seen a shooting star(x) had a serious surgery(x) gone out in public in your pajamas(x) kissed a stranger(x) hugged a stranger(x) been in […]

22 Mar

Killing of Animals for Fur

Wah alu eh.. just saw the most er-sin lip of my life… really not for the faint hearted or animal lovers.. I also cannto tahan watchin it to the end sia..
Click here to see clip
Seriously, i tink it is inhumane to kill animals just to cover up with some expensive fur thingy..

21 Mar

Women are too sensitive… tsk tsk

Her Diary
I asked him wat was wrong - he said,”Nothing.”I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home, I told him that i loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behaviour; […]

19 Mar

A very powerful quote
A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things that Jesus said wouldn’t be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on the level with a man who says he’s a poached egg — or else he would be the devil of hell; you must […]

19 Mar

Got this off an email from a fren… very funny…shows how much women actually listen to a conversation… though many might beg to differ…
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said […]

19 Mar

how u guys like this new template… tink i like it alot…especially the anime part… hahahaha
spend a lazy sat afternoon on it after a nap… will do more amendments to it on monday.. coz some details are in my office browser like fren’s URLs…
Do comment hor..

18 Mar

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez predicts his side will overcome Juventus to reach the Champions League semi-finals, as the two clubs vowed to use the opportunity of their meeting to mark the 20th anniversary of the Heysel disaster.
The quarter-final draw today in Nyon produced an emotive occasion when Liverpool and Juventus were the first two […]

17 Mar

Finally back…
1st Day -
Pretty uneventful… checked in at 9am++ then slept on board all the way to hong kong with the rest of the guys.. We arrive to a superbly cold Hkg at 3pm+++.. Buay tahan..quickly look for jacket to wear… was supposed to be 12-15 degrees eh…
Then i split up with the guys… […]

13 Mar

Blogging my last blog for today b4 i leave for hong kong.. this will be a good time of reflecting on all the things i’ve done in the past few months… the past few weeks..
Though this time in hong kong i dunno who i will meet bnut i give myself plenty oftime to meet God […]

09 Mar

I tink reading the book ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’ is not such a good idea.. Kinds of prompts me into tinkin of my relationship with her… hahaha …
Anyway i finished that book in 3 days… was pretty good reading.. Hope to find the other book now.. wonders who has it ?

08 Mar

I got this off somewhere in cyberspace… an exact valuation of my heart and its attitudes…
*************************************************I always, out of pure stupidity (and resist to learn the most important lesson in life), put 101% in every relationship that i get into. although i tell myself time and again that i need to reserve 20% and only […]

06 Mar

SINGAPOREAN TRUTHS REVEALED

We shook up a few well-known Singapore names and found some hidden messages. Well, read on for your pleasure
1. NICOLL HIGHWAY: when you rearrange the letters: Why, ah? Logic nil.
2. SINGAPORE IDOL: when you rearrange the letters: Prodigal noise
3. SINGAPORE AIRLINES: when you rearrange the letters: Pioneering air lass
4. SENTOSA CASINO: when you rearrange the […]

05 Mar

Marriage

This is funny taken off an email from how joo…
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1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for;the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degreeand the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a […]

04 Mar

Rejected Oscar Categories

The Academy Awards are over and here are some categories that should be there, but kena chopped:
1. Greatest Disregard Shown to the Basic Laws of Physics
2. Most Heck Care Adaptation
3. Best Disguised Product Placement
4. Most Overpaid Actor or Actress
5. Best Performance by a Female Running Through the Rain in a Clingy, Almost Transparent Dress
6. Cheapest […]

03 Mar

Reading a book called “Tuesdays with Morrie”.. a very good book… been wanting to read it but not really have the drive to finish it…so am determined to finish it when i m in kl…
Will be leaving for kl tonite for 4 days… do take care my frenz… try not to miss me too much […]

02 Mar

Moving Thots

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don’t […]

01 Mar

Why go to church?

For those days when sermons and services were long, there is a purpose….
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A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. “I’ve gone for 30 years now,” he wrote, “and in that time I have heard something like […]

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