THE ORIGINS OF THE CHINESE NEW YEAR ?
There are many similarities between the Jewish Passover and the Chinese New Year celebration. In ancient China there was said to be a terrible monster, “Nien”, (meaning ‘year’), which came out and roamed all over China just before the New Year, devouring anyone it saw, but disappearing after […]
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.”
Little Johnny replied, “My grandfather lived […]
A very powerful quote
A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things that Jesus said wouldn’t be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on the level with a man who says he’s a poached egg — or else he would be the devil of hell; you must […]
This Lunar new year was spent mostly with my ailing god-mum…..she really looked not as good as previous years but Lunar new years have alwasy brought a smile on her face…An impt lesson i learnt this year..it is abt gratitude.
My god mum has like 3 to 4 god-children…I m the youngest….everytime without fail the others […]
THIS IS FUNNY….abit not so nice lah…but jsut read for fun k
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They […]
wah lau eh……just had a hair cut….my hair dresser who cut it at first asked if i have any regrets…I JUST SAT THERE AND TINK, THE NEXT MOMENT, SHE SNIPPED MY FRINGE….feelings of regret start to sink in liaos……
Persistence is required if you are going to overcome discouragement.
Persistence is vital to success because defeats, failures, mistakes, and
delays are inevitable. It doesn’t make any difference how highly you
develop your skills or how knowledgeable you become in a particular field,
you are going to make mistakes and experience periods of failure from time
to time. […]
Ah Beng, Mohammad and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates. The pirates cornered the 3 men and said “Give us all your valuables!” The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, “Or else we’ll inject you with the AIDS virus!” Mohammad quickly stripped off all his valuables […]
This is hilarious….had a good time laughing away…abit political though
It’s the start of a brand new year. Here’s some advice from TalkingCock.com’s in-house philosopher Confuseus (a foreign talent from the Mainland. Look, he was cheap, okay?), which will hopefully make 2004 more pleasant for you than 2003. ( Sorry but no guarantee.)
20. It’s always darkest […]
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or is against us. There is no middle ground […]
Joke: Facts of Life!!
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01. I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.
02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
03. One woman’s hobby is another woman’s hubby.
04. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to […]
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