My Thotz
i tink it is perfectly rationale to rant abt the love of our lives…be it a dog or a guy/gal or even a pair of shoes…I tink we can see it so evidently in journals especially when pple start to rant on and on abt their fave manga , pple etc etc….
What i find […]
Something I read … Rather Satrical…
Mr Tan runs a business selling plastic toys. He hired managers Chan and Dick to help run the company. The production line has five workers: Ah Beng, Ah Seng, Ah Huat, Muthu and Ali.
As the CEO, Mr Tan pays himself a million dollars a year. His justification is: “without a […]
Love at First Sight - Wislawa Szymborska
Both are convinced
that a sudden surge of emotion bound them together.
Beautiful is such a certainty,
but uncertainty is more beautiful.
Because they didn’t know each other earlier,
they suppose that
nothing was happening between them.
What of the streets, stairways and corridors
where they could have passed each other long ago?
I’d like to ask them
whether […]
Don’t fart in bed
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married
for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s
habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her
eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she […]
Splashed with bright white paint right across the side of the garbage truck in large, bold letters, a baffled university student had written, “Where is God?”
Most people wonder about this same question at some time or other. If there is a God, how can we know that he exists and how can we find him?
In […]
Quoteworthy
‘To be able to be together is fate, but so is separation.’
- Actor Takeshi Kaneshiro
‘Language has subconscious power.’
- Comedian Steve Martin
‘Asian beauty is a positive thing. There is nothing wrong. But if we keep thinking it is an issue, we stereotype ourselves.’
- China-born actress Bai Ling
**Stunned This off Ethan’s Blog**
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. He told her (in tears), “When I was struggling with […]
Stress Relieverz
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What […]
My Hong Kong Photos & A Trip to the Beautiful Pangkor Isle
Pls Do not copy to store on ur PC k…..thank you..I m not joking
You don’t have to restrict yourself to open coffeeshop? anymore. Neither do you have to resort to ang mor equivalents like, the barn door is open?, etc. TalkingCock.com brings you some uniquely Singaporean ways to tell someone their zipper is down?
20. Your condo today open house, ah?
19. Shhh! Your ISD agent is peeping at us.
18. […]
Ok….this blog is for me to publish my thots and stuff…so not everytime u will see the cheerful and **haha** inspiring me…kekeekeke
so pls pls pls pls pls pls if there is anything u feel after reading, drop me an email k….coz i wouldn’t want to shock or stunble anyone at all
hmmm…was reading thru some of my journals….not these online ones but those i hand written…i remembered one of those written during 1995….i was going thru a bad patch…a rather rough one…almost left church…almost lost sight of the light at the tunnel
” i was crying out to the Lord one night, I heard an audible voice […]
Keep the Christians Satisfied
Note from Max: The following message was transcribed from a recent strategy lesson Satan gave to his demons. Read it so that you will be aware of his scheme. II Cor. 2:11
by: Max Lucado
Don’t make Christians angry, for then they will act. Don’t make Christians defensive, for then they will think. Don’t […]
Every National Day, we’ve always reminded of the big deeds and events that have made us the successful, orderly and clean nation that we are. But what about the many small incidents that have also contributed to making us the kiasu, petty and just downright irritating folks we live with on a day-to-day basis? TalkingCock.com […]
We bring you this song in honour of the water dispute between Singapore and Malaysia, sung to the tune of Allan Sherman’s Ello Muddah, Hello Faddah?…
Hello people of Malaysia
You must learn the right behaviour
Never raise our cost of water
3 sen is just right
Well, kinda … sorta ….
We don’t have much
of this liquid
So its ok ? […]
If you thought Can I be your fran??,Can? to register for flat?? or Eskew me, are you a model?? were bad, you ain’t seen nothin? yet!
TOP 20 ALL-TIME MOST CONDEMNED SINGAPOREAN PICKUP LINES
1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?
2. Hello, Kitty.
3. Didn’t I see you last week at SDU Headquarters/Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road?
4. […]
This is one of the best joke which relates to our continuous strive to improve quality levels and have customer satisfaction.
Enjoy reading….
Last week, we took some friends out to a restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but […]
Names Of GOD
01. Elohim : It describes God’s greatness and glory; It displays God’s power and sovereignty.
02. Jehovah : It means “to be,” or “being.”
03. EL Shaddai : […]
The destination you reach is determined by the direction you travel. That seems obvious enough, yet all too often it is forgotten when making the moment-by-moment choices that establish direction.
The direction that is easiest or most comfortable usually does not lead to a destination that is the most desirable. That’s because creating something of value […]
Noah’s Ark Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark…
ONE: Don’t miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; […]
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